Kenya: (wandering into my room long past when she should have been fast asleep) Mama I got a cramp.
Mama: (frustrated about this child who refuses to go to sleep) Kenya! Go to the bathroom then. And don’t say, “I gotta crap.” It’s not nice.
Kenya: Mom. I said cramp.
Insert laughter until we were both crying and clutching our tummies.
Kenya: What does crap mean anyway?